19. Professional human being.

Niall partying in Vegas

(Source: niallslaugh, via mtvmalik)

September 22nd, 1994

The FRIENDS pilot airs for the first time.  //  20 years.

(Source: transponsters, via zaynjavadds)


The sun and the moon in the same time on the sky.

(via bensaffleck)

But, as many thought whenever they saw the graceful figure soaring through the air, it took a great hero and a terrible villain to make it all come about. And her name was Maleficent.

(Source: peterparquill, via zaynjavadds)

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via zaynjavadds)


Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

(via northfalls)

(Source: markoruffalo, via her-guardian-angel)


i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

(Source: crybabyadult, via spobsy)


In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

(via northfalls)


October thru December are the best months

(via psychadelias)

  • me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
  • me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]